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<p>I didn't recognize the number and should have just let it go,</p>
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<p>"Hello, we're calling from the campaign of X, and we're wondering if we can count on your support."</p>
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<p>"I don't think so, you see I am a supporter of Groucho and John"</p>
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<p>"Pardon me?"</p>
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<p>"Yeah, I'm a Marxist-Lennonist."<br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992483"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I didn't recognize the number and should have just let it go,</p>
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<p>"Hello, we're calling from the campaign of X, and we're wondering if we can count on your support."</p>
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<p>"I don't think so, you see I am a supporter of Groucho and John"</p>
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<p>"Pardon me?"</p>
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<p>"Yeah, I'm a Marxist-Lennonist."<br><br>
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Phone drone probably didn't even get the joke.  Next time tell them you support Sacco and Vanzetti.  See if they know what you're talking about.</p>
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<p>This constituency would vote a Poo-flinging monkey in if they were for Party X.  I don't know why they bother calling.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992503"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
 Next time tell them you support Sacco and Vanzetti. </p>
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Poor bastards have to run in a Canadian Federal election because of how they were treated in the US of A.</p>
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<p>Somebody said they were a couple of stiffs though.<br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jcumming</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992508"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><p><br>
Poor bastards have to run in a Canadian Federal election because of how they were treated in the US of A.</p>
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<p>Somebody said they were a couple of stiffs though.<br>
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Typical of anarchists, though.</p>
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<p>Truth be told, though, it happened so long ago, I'd bet that a lot of people don't know who they were.  Obviously I only know about them from my 20th Century US History in 10th grade.  I'm surprised I remember them at all.</p>
 

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<p>"Crosby Stills Nash Young Taylor Reeves Merryl Lynch Pierce, Sacco and Vanzetti" ring a bell?</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992540"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>"Crosby Stills Nash Young Taylor Reeves Merryl Lynch Pierce, Sacco and Vanzetti" ring a bell?</p>
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Dewey, Cheatham and Howe? <span id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130200803243235"><img alt="smile.gif" id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130200803243234" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;"></span><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992540"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>"Crosby Stills Nash Young Taylor Reeves Merryl Lynch Pierce, Sacco and Vanzetti" ring a bell?</p>
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George Carlin:  Occupation Foole</p>
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<p>With an "e" on the end, just to piss 'em off.</p>
 

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<p>TT:  You ARE old too.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992503"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Next time tell them you support Sacco and Vanzetti.  See if they know what you're talking about.</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>jcumming</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992508"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Poor bastards have to run in a Canadian Federal election because of how they were treated in the US of A.</p>
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<p>Somebody said they were a couple of stiffs though.</p>
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<p>They played Defence for the Maple Leafs, right???</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992572"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>TT:  You ARE old too.</p>
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Yes.  I am.</p>
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<p>I listened to that album over and over.</p>
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<p>Also Big Bambu.  Even had the rolling paper.  Wish I hadn't thrown that out.  I hear it's worth something now.</p>
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<p>Also, had that Jethro Tull Thick As a Brick with the newspaper inside it.  Well, used to have it.  And Alice Cooper School's Out with the panties on the record. Same fate. </p>
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<p>And their all worth a lot of money now.</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>RandMart</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73322/i-just-had-some-fun-with-one-of-them-campaign-calls#post_1992644"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>"Sister Mary Elephant" is ESPECIALLY funny when you go to Catholic School.</p>
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I was a "public", but I understood anyway.</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>RandMart</strong> <br><p>They played Defence for the Maple Leafs, right???</p>
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Sadly, even after they were executed they were still the two best for the team.</p>
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<p>I can't believe they changed the French Language debate to a day the Habs aren't playing.  I had plans for dinner and a movie on Wednesday, and now I'm going to have to DVR the debate.</p>
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<p>Compreds-tu le francais? </p>
 

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<p>non, seulement frenglish. </p>
 
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