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You know who you are. The people that run in temps under 70. What the heck is wrong with you? You are always talking about how great it is, and this and that, well let me tell you, it ain't all that great.<br><br>
The temps dropped to under 60. I was gonna go to the TM and run, but I kept thinking about all you freakos out there and how you keep saying it's so nice to run in the cold. So I put on my running shorts, a shirt and a hat.<br><br>
I stepped out and it was cold, not freezing, but cold. Again I thought about all you freakos and how your always saying you warm up. Ya right.<br><br>
I started running. The frist 2, maybe 3 steps were great, then my lungs started to freeze and every breath felt like needles being jabbed into my lungs. I thought about how you freakos do it, so I can do it too. I get about a half mile and some of the needles have been removed from my lungs, but I have a new friend, huge gobs of snot running out of my nose. I'm blowing freaking nose bubbles.... What's up with that?<br><br>
I had not expected every drop of my bodily fluid to come gushing out of my nose, so I didn't bring a rag to wipe it up. Since some of the tendrils were reaching my waist, I had no choice but to use my sleeve. Great, now I have a wet, slimy sleeve and it's dripping onto my arm. Yuck. Oh it gets better. That stuff dries, yes it does. Know what happens when it dries, it SCRATCHES the crap outa your skin, that's what it does.<br><br>
I've made it a mile. I'm cold. My nose is red and a fire truck is trying to hook up to my nose. My arm has slimy scratchy stuff on it and I'm breathing needles.<br><br>
I turn the corner and BAMMMM! Nice a wall of freezing cold wind. The wind did help to dry the snot on my arm faster, but I had to lean at a 70 degree angle to run into it. Every so often it would let up and I would almost trip and fall on my face.<br><br>
I'm having so much fun.<br><br>
I get to the bridge, which is my turn around. I'm thinking to myself that when I turn, the wind will be at my back, so I'll warm up a little. That might have happened, if the sun didn't go down.<br><br>
What is it with cold and peeing? I know why my teeth were chattering, but why did I have to stop and pee, twice? I never have to go on that route...<br><br>
I made it home. I went into my warm house and immediatley had an asthma attack. It lasted the rest of the night thank you very much!<br><br>
I would like to take a moment to thank all you freakos for that very pleasant moment. My arm thanks your for all the little scratches. My lungs thank you for the spasms. So thank you! Freakos.<br><br>
CS
The temps dropped to under 60. I was gonna go to the TM and run, but I kept thinking about all you freakos out there and how you keep saying it's so nice to run in the cold. So I put on my running shorts, a shirt and a hat.<br><br>
I stepped out and it was cold, not freezing, but cold. Again I thought about all you freakos and how your always saying you warm up. Ya right.<br><br>
I started running. The frist 2, maybe 3 steps were great, then my lungs started to freeze and every breath felt like needles being jabbed into my lungs. I thought about how you freakos do it, so I can do it too. I get about a half mile and some of the needles have been removed from my lungs, but I have a new friend, huge gobs of snot running out of my nose. I'm blowing freaking nose bubbles.... What's up with that?<br><br>
I had not expected every drop of my bodily fluid to come gushing out of my nose, so I didn't bring a rag to wipe it up. Since some of the tendrils were reaching my waist, I had no choice but to use my sleeve. Great, now I have a wet, slimy sleeve and it's dripping onto my arm. Yuck. Oh it gets better. That stuff dries, yes it does. Know what happens when it dries, it SCRATCHES the crap outa your skin, that's what it does.<br><br>
I've made it a mile. I'm cold. My nose is red and a fire truck is trying to hook up to my nose. My arm has slimy scratchy stuff on it and I'm breathing needles.<br><br>
I turn the corner and BAMMMM! Nice a wall of freezing cold wind. The wind did help to dry the snot on my arm faster, but I had to lean at a 70 degree angle to run into it. Every so often it would let up and I would almost trip and fall on my face.<br><br>
I'm having so much fun.<br><br>
I get to the bridge, which is my turn around. I'm thinking to myself that when I turn, the wind will be at my back, so I'll warm up a little. That might have happened, if the sun didn't go down.<br><br>
What is it with cold and peeing? I know why my teeth were chattering, but why did I have to stop and pee, twice? I never have to go on that route...<br><br>
I made it home. I went into my warm house and immediatley had an asthma attack. It lasted the rest of the night thank you very much!<br><br>
I would like to take a moment to thank all you freakos for that very pleasant moment. My arm thanks your for all the little scratches. My lungs thank you for the spasms. So thank you! Freakos.<br><br>
CS
