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I didn't realize bikes have feelings, so I guess I'd better give The HoneyB!tch a proper name. I'm not very good at this, though, so I need your help.<br><br>
Here's what she (pretty sure it's a she, no dangly bits that I could find) looked like out of the box:<br><br><img alt="" src="http://www.freewebs.com/mbannon/Bike3.JPG" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br>
And here's a picture of me (sorry, "us"<img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif"> in my race outfit except for the shoes which are now a pair of fancy white Specialized Tri shoes.<br><br><img alt="" src="http://www.freewebs.com/mbannon/Satsop_8-4-07.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"><br><br>
A little about her:
<ul><li>She is smooth smooth smooth</li>
<li>She's all business, takes no nonsense or backtalk</li>
<li>Speed turns her on</li>
<li>She's not interested in pastoral bike trails unless it's a closed course</li>
<li>She gets pretty jealous if my legs are tired from running</li>
<li>She like roses</li>
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Pr0n name generator comes through.<br><br><br>
Exotica Spankalicious<br><br>
"Buster" likey. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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Dude!
 

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Remind me again: Where did you get your bike? I remember it was around this time of year last year when a certain online store was doing away with the previous year's model for a great deal.<br><br>
As for a name: How about "Banana"? Or "Slice," as in Banana Slice, as in you slicing through the air. Or how about "AeroSlice?"
 

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Mine's not a Dual, it's a One. But thanks for pointing out that yours is newer (note I did not say better) than mine. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">
 

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I say keep the full title <b><span style="color:#FF0000;">"The Honeyb!tch"</span></b> ... keeps her above all other honeyb!tches ... and your first instinct in naming is usually the best choice. Like answering a multiple choice question ...<br><br>
And definitely keep the exclamation point in the spelling 'cause she means business. <img alt="angry5.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/angry5.gif"><br><br>
Sally
 

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Yes, I know you're still waiting for the name of the place...darn that CR transition, I know I just dug that name up recently...it's in my inbox somewhere...bear with me...
 
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