[QuixoticNotions]

as pregnant by a stranger today. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
Woman at the aid station at my half-marathon today: "Wow! You're pregnant and you're still running this! When are you due?"<br><br>
Made my day!<br><br><img alt="banana.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/banana.gif"><br><br>
(Half report is in the run/race report forum)

 

[diablita]

Did you tell her "tomorrow" just for fun? <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[QuixoticNotions]

lol!<br>
No, I told her the truth.<br>
Yours would have been funnier though. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Complete Pete]

Still funnier would be "I'm not pregnant" with the sneer.<br><br>
I don't care if it looks like the woman looks like she's smuggling the good year blimp under her shirt, is in am ambulance on the way to the hospital (or even in stirrups for that matter) sweaty and breathing hard - I will NEVER ask a woman when she's due. I'm afraid of being wrong.

 

[kimbro]

What really would have blew the woman's mind..." Gee, I think soon- I'm have mild contactions now."

 

[fox-runr]

I did that to a guy once, and his wife smacked him "I 'told' you aren't suppose to ask". I burst out laughing.

 

[luckylily]

I preferred the question to the stares...<br><br>
BUT... when I was a week post-partum with a teeny belly still, I would have been horrified!

 

[Tithers]

Been there...NOT funny...

 

[RandMart]

When I was 4, I asked an overweight nun if she wanted a boy or girl.<br><br>
There's a seat [near the bar!!!] in Hell, with my name on it.

 

[Tithers]

Kids don't know better...but anyone above the age of 9 does!

 

[muzicgrl]

Same here. I was mortified.

 

[QuixoticNotions]

No, I was thrilled! I've been waiting and waiting for someone to ask!!!!!

 

[ecodork]

<img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif"> Do you have a recent belly shot?

 

[diablita]

Yeah, Heather. we want belly shots!

 

[QuixoticNotions]

Okay, I took some right now. The first of the shirtless belly shots. I'm getting better at the self-timer on the camera with these belly shots... though I am still not, and will never be, LuckyLily!<br><br>
(In other news, see my hair? It's gotten A LOT thicker. I guess it's the hormones. I wanna make up a hormone informercial with all they've been up to--- AND that's not all! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">)<br><br><img alt="" src="http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h16/kriskelvin/100_2662.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">

 

[Tithers]

Are you saying your hormones make you more horny these days?

 

[QuixoticNotions]

lol, that's a stretch. They did give me little pimples <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"> and mood swings and all other matter of fun things. The hair thickening is the least expected.

 

[bikegirl72]

<img alt="shock.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/shock.gif">

 

[QuixoticNotions]

What? what?

 

[Auntie Moe]

Umm...yeah, the woman in HR I had to meet with on Thurs about management training looked at me and said, "Oh! are you [waving at my belly]???"<br><br>
Um, no, I'm just fat and I have on an ugly shirt.