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Yes, this is a real book...<br><br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8&feature=player_embedded#at=187" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8&feature=player_embedded#at=187</a><br><br>
 

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<p>Last week, one of our kindergarten teachers and I did a reading of this for the staff at our end-of-year drunk fest <span id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130822123984313"><img alt="biggrin.gif" id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130822123984312" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;"></span></p>
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<p>there wasn't a dry pair of knickers in the house while they listened to our two expressive, kind, gentle voices narrating this version of the bedtime story</p>
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<p>fucking funny and OH SO TRUE</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>wherestheportojohn</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2003550"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Last week, one of our kindergarten teachers and I did a reading of this for the staff at our end-of-year drunk fest <span id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130822123984313"><img alt="biggrin.gif" id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130822123984312" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;"></span></p>
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<p>there wasn't a dry pair of knickers in the house while they listened to our two expressive, kind, gentle voices narrating this version of the bedtime story</p>
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<p>fucking funny and OH SO TRUE</p>
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Now that my girls are 13, 16, and 19, I Iong for what days were like when they didn't really talk back, annoy me, my wife, and eachother, steal eachother's clothes, growl at me when I drag them out of bed for school, be irresonsible,tell me I don't know anything, don't help around the house, ask for money, stay out late, etc, etc, etc.<br><br>
This, however, is one of the things I do NOT miss.
 

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<p>Everyone has been talking about it on FB, but with the foul language, I doubt I will buy it for DD, as tempted as i am <span><img alt="icon_smurfin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_smurfin.gif"></span></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>merigayle</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2003601"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Everyone has been talking about it on FB, but with the foul language, I doubt I will buy it for DD, as tempted as i am <span><img alt="icon_smurfin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/icon_smurfin.gif"></span></p>
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It's not FOR DD, it's for you and the chupa...
 

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<p>My daughter had devistating sleep issues a couple years ago, due to overwhelming anxiety over a bullying situation at school.</p>
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<p>So, yeah, it's kinda funny, but ... personally, not so much.</p>
 

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<p>He is coming out with a version for kids without the foul language.</p>
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<p>I can relate though to the feelings of frustration.  Imagine the fun with twins, getting one to sleep when the other one sets off...  But this week I'm feeling a bit misty-eyed over it, and while I am prepared to admit that the passage of time makes those days seem a lot easier than they probably were, I do miss the ease of solving problems.  Hey, most times walking the floor a bit and rocking them a bit, cuddling and soothing would solve all hurts.  Can't do that with a big lug with a broken heart.</p>
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Still at 2:00 in the morning when I notice that a computer is still on and he has to get up in a few hours for work I do want to say "Get the fuck to sleep!"</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2003615"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Still at 2:00 in the morning when I notice that a computer is still on and he has to get up in a few hours for work I do want to say "Get the fuck to sleep!"</p>
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I say this to my daughter almost every night. Well, without the saucy language of course.<br><br>
But, she's 19, in college, has a summer job...she can do what she wants (within reason)...<br><br>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>yar</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2003648"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Heard on NPR yesterday that Samuel L Jackson is doing the audiobook.  Are there snakes in the bedroom?</p>
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That link that I posted has SLJ doing the read.
 

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<p>I diligently waited until I got home to hear this and now it's been removed from You Tube for copyright infringement.  <span><img alt="mad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/mad.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;"></span></p>
 

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It's back. Listen to it before it gets taken down again<br><br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeKxIaG_f_c&feature=player_embedded#at=18" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeKxIaG_f_c&feature=player_embedded#at=18</a><br><br>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>airehead</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004970"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Audible.com had it for free for awhile.  Maybe still does?</p>
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Even if it was free, it would still be a copyright issue if Audible didn't want it on You Tube. Free and public domain aren't exactly the same thing. For example, Audible gets no ad revenue if it's played on You Tube.<br>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004993"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><div class="quote-container" data-huddler-embed="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004970" data-huddler-embed-placeholder="false"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>airehead</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004970"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Audible.com had it for free for awhile.  Maybe still does?</p>
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Even if it was free, it would still be a copyright issue if Audible didn't want it on You Tube. Free and public domain aren't exactly the same thing. For example, Audible gets no ad revenue if it's played on You Tube.</div>
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I must have misunderstood. I was just listing a place where it was being<br>
offered for free download and/or free listen. That's where I downloaded it for free.<br><br><br><br>
As a sidenote, this author should next write: "please just f*ng go poop!" for<br>
the pet owners.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004993"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><div class="quote-container" data-huddler-embed="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004970" data-huddler-embed-placeholder="false"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>airehead</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004970"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Audible.com had it for free for awhile.  Maybe still does?</p>
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Even if it was free, it would still be a copyright issue if Audible didn't want it on You Tube. Free and public domain aren't exactly the same thing. For example, Audible gets no ad revenue if it's played on You Tube.</div>
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I must have misunderstood. I was just listing a place where it was being<br>
offered for free download and/or free listen. That's where I downloaded it for free.<br><br><br><br>
As a sidenote, this author should next write: "please just f*ng go poop!" for<br>
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Man - o - man, is that ever true. Especially when they're young. Walk for an hour. Nothing. Come inside, puppy immediately craps behind the couch. Glad those days are over too.
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>airehead</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2005009"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Tech Tee</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004993"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>airehead</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2004970"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Audible.com had it for free for awhile.  Maybe still does?</p>
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Even if it was free, it would still be a copyright issue if Audible didn't want it on You Tube. Free and public domain aren't exactly the same thing. For example, Audible gets no ad revenue if it's played on You Tube.</div>
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I must have misunderstood. I was just listing a place where it was being<br>
offered for free download and/or free listen. That's where I downloaded it for free.<br><br><br><br>
As a sidenote, this author should next write: "please just f*ng go poop!" for<br>
the pet owners.</div>
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Man - o - man, is that ever true. Especially when they're young. Walk for an hour. Nothing. Come inside, puppy immediately craps behind the couch. Glad those days are over too.</div>
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I am so glad housebreaking is finally done - Powie was making me nuckin' futs!  Now if i could just put a stop to the counter surfing and trash can raids......<br>
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I, having a westie-poo, have the worst of the terrier part. Digging, and barking. The stupid little 15 pound dog has paths dug into the yard where she runs at full speed when people walk by with their dogs.<br><br>
And, the two psycho dogs that live in the house behind me. One is a Jack Russel, who sounds like a rabid animal when she barks, and another small breed that is really nasty. Even bit its owner. I don't understand why they still have him. When the owner takes them for walks (she takes both of them at the same time), the entire neighborhood knows, because the psycho dogs are barking at almost every house. They even started biting eachother one night, they're so psycho. it's like dog, mob mentality.
 

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OK, now we're hearing from some angry woman who is impressed with herself and her credentials.<br><br>
<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/27/zacharias.kid.book/index.html?hpt=hp_c2" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/27/zacharias.kid.book/index.html?hpt=hp_c2</a><br><br>
And that expert on child development, asking the question about what if the book were about minorities? I don't get the connection. It would be like asking if a cookbook were about car repair. There is no analogy to be made.<br><br>
Sometimes the term 'expert" is overused, methinks. Sometimes people should shut up.
 

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<p><br><em>Hey!!  It's my turn to get my fifteen minutes of fame by inventing faux outrage and indignation!!!!  And let me throw in some racial ties, too--that always garners TV time.  Maybe if somehow I could show it's offensive to women???  I'll be HUGE!!  I'll be the next dr phil!!</em></p>
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<p>Puleese.  She's just upset because she didn't get the idea out there first.  One of my biggest pet peeves is when one group of people tells another group of people how offended they should be at some occurrence.  As if group B is too stupid to know when to be offended and needs to be told.  To me, that's insulting.</p>
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OK, now we're hearing from some angry woman who is impressed with herself and her credentials.<br><br>
<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/27/zacharias.kid.book/index.html?hpt=hp_c2" target="_blank">http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/27/zacharias.kid.book/index.html?hpt=hp_c2</a><br><br>
And that expert on child development, asking the question about what if the book were about minorities? I don't get the connection. It would be like asking if a cookbook were about car repair. There is no analogy to be made.<br><br>
Sometimes the term 'expert" is overused, methinks. Sometimes people should shut up.</div>
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