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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>wherestheportojohn</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/74240/go-the-f-ck-to-sleep#post_2003550"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif"></a><br><br><p>Last week, one of our kindergarten teachers and I did a reading of this for the staff at our end-of-year drunk fest <span id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130822123984313"><img alt="biggrin.gif" id="user_yui_3_3_0_8_130822123984312" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;"></span></p>
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<p>there wasn't a dry pair of knickers in the house while they listened to our two expressive, kind, gentle voices narrating this version of the bedtime story</p>
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<p>fucking funny and OH SO TRUE</p>
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Now that my girls are 13, 16, and 19, I Iong for what days were like when they didn't really talk back, annoy me, my wife, and eachother, steal eachother's clothes, growl at me when I drag them out of bed for school, be irresonsible,tell me I don't know anything, don't help around the house, ask for money, stay out late, etc, etc, etc.<br><br>
This, however, is one of the things I do NOT miss.