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<p>(with thanks to wyrillco for the term "douche canoe.")</p>
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<p>Let's name some dill-holes, here. In a fun, venty, and not actually mean to any non-public person sort of way:</p>
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<p>1. Michael Lohan. He uses any opportunity to be in the public eye, the empty-eyed grifter prune that he is. He must have some good game to get the young chicks he does. But that Kate Major was a whackaloon. Now they're suing each other. Bleh. And his feigned, very public concern for his daughter is quite barftastic.</p>
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<p>2. Half the drivers I encountered on my long commute all last week.</p>
 

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<p><em>wait</em></p>
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<p>uh-oh</p>
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<p>I'm gonna be in the minivan, going through ohio next week...what'll I do if I see a "douche canoe" driver? <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad5.gif" style="width:17px;height:16px;" title=""></p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>mrscoby78</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69307/gigantic-douche-canoes#post_1931078"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>People that go on and on about how beautiful they are, and how ugly everyone else is. </p>
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<p>Though karma sometimes bites them in the ass and they get fat and ugly.</p>
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<p>Reminds of of a want-to-be nutritionist who gains a shit ton of weight.    I saw that happen once.  Someone who would go on and on about how they would not put this or that into their body.... well..... guess what?  Gained a shit ton of weight and looked crappy anyway.</p>
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<p>I feel badly for anyone that gains a lot of unwanted weight, but a small part of me smiles because something finally shut their pie hole.<br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Xavier Dan Q</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69307/gigantic-douche-canoes#post_1931106"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Brett Favre.</p>
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<p><br><br><img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/hello2.gif" style="width:25px;height:27px;" title=""> ding ding ding...we have a weiner!</p>
 

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<p>douche canoes are the lazy-asses on the Nantahala River who're stiffing my son and the other rafting guides any sort of tip $ when <strong>the guides work their asses off</strong> keeping the tourists happy, entertained, and safe in the whitewater</p>
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<p>My personal douche canoe is my so-called best friend, who I am finally seeing to be the person that never sees or says anything good about anyone but herself. For 30 years, I have stood by and supported this mega-ton douche canoe and tolerated her passive-aggressive bullshit:</p>
<p>Does it hurt to have a fat stomach? (I so wish I had thought to retort, not sure, does it hurt to sit on a fat ass, but I thought of that too late.)</p>
<p>You look pretty with all that makeup caked on! How long did it take? ( I am not the person who garbage-picked an Estee lauder tester unit-used-from the Macy's dumpster and it camping!)</p>
<p>Who did your drivers license picture for you? (It looks too good to be you, she said...)</p>
<p>Did you ever dream you'd look like that when you turned 50?</p>
<p>etc,etc,etc.....</p>
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<p>I hope you sink, douche canoe.</p>
 

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<p>Mega-parents.</p>
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<p>It's bad enough that you feel the need to constantly procreate; please stop sharing this with the world.</p>
 

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<p><strong>Dude. </strong></p>
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<p>Some uteri *should* stop functioning and fall out.<br><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>techgoddess</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69307/gigantic-douche-canoes#post_1935342"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Mega-parents.</p>
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<p>It's bad enough that you feel the need to constantly procreate; please stop sharing this with the world.</p>
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<p>tech and scoobs ... I agree ... having kids in order to market the family and live off them is not right ... doing so for the love of being a family is where it should be ... like bg   :)</p>
 

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SCORE ... for sanity!!!!</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Buxtehude</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/69307/gigantic-douche-canoes#post_1935397"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I read somewhere that the Octomom wrote a book but no publisher is interested.</p>
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