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<p>Welcome to my thread about pie. Pie with a lard crust.</p>
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<p>So, I was real proud of myself for finding some fresh, non-hydrogenated, lard yesterday at a Mexican grocery store.</p>
<p>I made a cherry pie with that shit. I guess I got the wrong kind of lard, because it was <strong><em>very</em></strong> piggy-tasting. I guess I needed more purified lard. It was almost like the grease you collect after frying bacon. So, you can imagine how that pie tasted.</p>
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<p>What happened next illustrates the power of a fresh-baked pie:</p>
<p>My mom and brother ate that slop anyway. Behold the power of the idea of pie.</p>
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<p>The next morning, mom had lain her dirty sandals on the counter, next to the remains of the pie. That's not like her.</p>
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<p>Thank you for reading my pie post.</p>
 

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<p>Forgot to add:</p>
<p>We also watched that show about Boars/Pigs Gone Wild show.</p>
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<p>The coolest is when one of the tracking dogs wears a "dog cam" and you can see it attacking those angry pigs.</p>
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<p>Yeah, I like that wild pig show.</p>
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<p>Maybe she got mad pig disease. <span><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"></span><br>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Buxtehude</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73875/gettin-piggy-with-it#post_1999552"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Welcome to my thread about pie. Pie with a lard crust.</p>
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<p>So, I was real proud of myself for finding some fresh, non-hydrogenated, lard yesterday at a Mexican grocery store.</p>
<p>I made a cherry pie with that shit. I guess I got the wrong kind of lard, because it was <strong><em>very</em></strong> piggy-tasting. I guess I needed more purified lard. It was almost like the grease you collect after frying bacon. So, you can imagine how that pie tasted.</p>
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<p>What happened next illustrates the power of a fresh-baked pie:</p>
<p>My mom and brother ate that slop anyway. Behold the power of the idea of pie.</p>
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<p>The next morning, mom had lain her dirty sandals on the counter, next to the remains of the pie. That's not like her.</p>
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<p>Thank you for reading my pie post.</p>
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<p>That's just not kosher.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73875/gettin-piggy-with-it#post_1999569"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>That's just not kosher.</p>
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<br><br><p>But, goddamn, it's good.</p>
 

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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>airehead</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73875/gettin-piggy-with-it#post_1999563"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Maybe she got mad pig disease. <span><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"></span><br>
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This made me laugh.</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73875/gettin-piggy-with-it#post_1999569"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>That's just not kosher.</p>
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Nope!</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>kerfwango</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73875/gettin-piggy-with-it#post_1999591"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><br><br><p>But, goddamn, it's good.</p>
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<br><br><p>Not this time.</p>
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<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>runfishhunt</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/73875/gettin-piggy-with-it#post_1999608"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I'd eat that pie in a heartbeat...  mmm mmm bacon cherry pie.  You might be on to something Bux.</p>
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Yuck.</p>
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