[Inmate]

Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years<br><br>
WICHITA, Kan. — Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. <img alt="ugh.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/ugh.gif"><br><br>
Here is the rest of the story<br><br><a href="http://www6.comcast.net/news/articles/national/2008/03/12/Woman.In.Bathroom/" target="_blank">http://www6.comcast.net/news/article...n.In.Bathroom/</a>

 

[witchypoo]

i read that earlier today... totally aghast.<br><br>
she has to be off her rocker. completely, no question.<br><br>
and, so does her boyfriend - what a mess. i mean, after 24 hours, i'd be calling someone.

 

[Xavier Dan Q]

As my Dad would have said...."Shit or get off the pot."

 

[Inmate]

I hope he had two bathrooms in the house.

 

[Martin]

<img alt="notworthy.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/notworthy.gif">

 

[Tithers]

Longest I was ever on the toilet was 1.5-2 hours.<br><br>
Diet coke incident.<img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif">

 

[maccabeth]

Yoiks. HOw the hell does THAT happen?!!

 

[bootsie]

<a href="http://www.kmbc.com/video/15579369/index.html" target="_blank">News broadcast of interview with her boyfriend</a>

 

[the kenyan]

thats the last time she lets him cook!

 

[HighHeat]

<br>
Yeah, that sounds <i>perfectly</i> normal...

 

[Tim]

Hmmm.

 

[Speck]

The sheriff's name is Mr. Whipple?<br><br>
*suspicious*

 

[ScratchType1]

Holy bad snorting laughter moment. I go to check that link and the ad they play before the interview is for Dulcolax.

 

[dg1]

HAHAHA!<br><br><i>Take dulcolax and sleep on it...</i> Maybe she was taking it a little to literally.

 

[RunsTheBitterroot]

Maybe that is where he kept his collection of Nat'l Geographic.