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These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!!<br><br>
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.<br><br>
2. I would not allow this student to breed.<br><br>
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.<br><br>
4. Your son is depriving a village some where of an 'idiot'.<br><br>
5. Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails to achieve them.<br><br>
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.<br><br>
7. This child has been working with glue too much.<br><br>
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.<br><br>
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.<br><br>
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.<br><br>
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child, beat out 1,000,000 others.<br><br>
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead.

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I, primarily, deal with alternative school kids. This is, for lack of a better term, an educational jail. Unfortunately, a majority of my kids represent most of those comments. The apathy level is staggering!
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