[SLOjim]

High on my list is....<br><br><br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltiY-BqvOIU" target="_blank">The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York</a><br><br><br><br>
It was Christmas Eve babe<br>
In the drunk tank<br>
An old man said to me, won't see another one<br>
And then he sang a song<br>
The Rare Old Mountain Dew<br>
I turned my face away<br>
And dreamed about you<br><br>
Got on a lucky one<br>
Came in eighteen to one<br>
I've got a feeling<br>
This year's for me and you<br>
So happy Christmas<br>
I love you baby<br>
I can see a better time<br>
When all our dreams come true<br><br>
They've got cars big as bars<br>
They've got rivers of gold<br>
But the wind goes right through you<br>
It's no place for the old<br>
When you first took my hand<br>
On a cold Christmas Eve<br>
You promised me<br>
Broadway was waiting for me<br><br>
You were handsome<br>
You were pretty<br>
Queen of New York City<br>
When the band finished playing<br>
They howled out for more<br>
Sinatra was swinging,<br>
All the drunks they were singing<br>
We kissed on a corner<br>
Then danced through the night<br><br>
The boys of the NYPD choir<br>
Were singing "Galway Bay"<br>
And the bells were ringing out<br>
For Christmas day<br><br>
You're a bum<br>
You're a punk<br>
You're an old slut on junk<br>
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed<br>
You scumbag, you maggot<br>
You cheap lousy ******<br>
Happy Christmas your arse<br>
I pray God it's our last<br><br>
I could have been someone<br>
Well so could anyone<br>
You took my dreams from me<br>
When I first found you<br>
I kept them with me babe<br>
I put them with my own<br>
Can't make it all alone<br>
I've built my dreams around you

 

[Caddisfli]

That is number one on my list. You just have to love Shane McGowan's silky smooth crooning!<br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">

 

[Labduck]

Just about anything on <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325&tag=kickrunners-20&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FPunk-Rock-Christmas-Various-Artists%2Fdp%2FB0000033NG" target="_blank">Punk Rock Christmas</a>. I'm particularly fond of this album's version of 'White Christmas'. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Cool">

 

[Mrs. Labduck]

This is REALLY <a href="http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html" target="_blank">Labduck's favorite Christmas Song</a><br><br><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#22229C;">nah nah nah nah -nah nah nah nah<br>
da da da da -da da da da - da da da da<br>
da da da da - da da da da - da da da da</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers<br>
I wear paper hats<br>
Would you like an apple pie with that?<br>
Would you like an apple pie with that?</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">I gotta run<br>
I gotta run<br>
I gotta run<br>
I gotta run</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">Don't bob for fries in hot fat<br>
it really hurts bad<br>
and so do skin grafts<br>
Would you like an apple pie with that?<br>
Would you like an apple pie with that?</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">Where is the bell?<br>
Wait for the bell<br>
Can't hear the bell<br>
Where is the bell?</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers<br>
I wear paper hats<br>
Would you like an apple pie with that?<br>
Would you like an apple pie with that?</span><br><br><span style="color:#22229C;">Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done<br>
Ding fries are done!</span></div>

 

[Sans Souci]

Love The Pogues. Love that song.<br><br>
Lab, that is <i>grrreat</i>! The Damned! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile"><br><br>
ETA: MrsLabduck! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">

 

[choovie]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRtkN9V2MXg&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRtkN...eature=related</a><br><br>
To the tune of Winter Wonderland<br><br>
Lacy things, the wife is missin'<br>
Didn't ask, her permission<br>
I'm wearin' her clothes<br>
Her silk pantyhose<br>
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear<br><br>
In the store, there's a teddy<br>
Little straps, like spaghetti<br>
It holds me so tight<br>
Like handcuffs at night<br>
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear<br><br>
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,<br>
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown<br>
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"<br>
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"<br><br>
Later on, if you wanna<br>
We can dress, like Madonna<br>
Put on some eyeshade<br>
And join the parade<br>
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear<br><br>
Lacy things- missin'<br>
Didn't ask- permission<br>
Wearin' her clothes<br>
Silk pantyhose<br>
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear<br>
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear<br>
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

 

[dromedary]

Mistress for Christmas by AC/DC (no lyrics here because this is a PG site)<br><br>
and<br><br>
Twisted Sister performing "Oh Come All ye Faithful"<br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/watch?v=De47fjH6RKY</a>

 

[winejunky]

<a href="http://www.rhapsody.com/jormakaukonen/quah/genesis/lyrics.html" target="_blank">http://www.rhapsody.com/jormakaukone...is/lyrics.html</a><br><br>
Check out this Hot Tuna guitar slinger and former member of Jefferson Airplane....I especially like Christmas Rule and Baby Boy.......still looking for those Bob Dylan Hanukah tunes....

 

[Pink]

Choovie - that one's funny!!<br><br>
I've always like John Lennon's So this is Christmas song . . . <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2YSAVHmIE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2YSAVHmIE</a><br><br>
ETA : Whoops - I missed the "Un" in the title for Untraditional Songs . . . wearing an L on my forehead.

 

[RunsTheBitterroot]

****Warning Strong Language****<br><br><br>
My favorite christmas song was a video put out several years ago on the internet, you could find this on every government computer in the U.S. A little puppet santa clause bouncing back and forth to the song that went something like this. Ho Ho, F'ing Ho, what a crock of sh't, here comes f'ing Santa Clause, we've had enough we quit.<br><br>
I have searched the internet trying find that video but so far have had no luck.<br><br>
Larry<br><br><i>Self edited to clean it up a bit<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_santa.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="santa"></i>

 

[JJJessee]

This is not a song but a favorite untraditional <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5066175" target="_blank">Christmas story</a><br>
jjj

 

[Ileneforward]

But Bobby Zimmerman is a Christian. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"><br>
Choovie, I love <i>Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear</i>! And all of Doctor Demento's collection too.<br><br><img alt="" src="http://bestsmileys.com/christmas3/25.gif" style="border:0px solid;">

 

[Sans Souci]

"I'm gonna have you fired."<br>
"I'm gonna have you <i>killed</i>."<br><br>
Ha! That was fun, JJJ. Thanks for posting it.

 

[millbot]

Favorite? No. But everything else will sound better after you experience <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=U_C_G3tS234" target="_blank">Dominic the Christmas Donkey</a>.

 

[tigger]

The Cat Song by Meryn Cadell. It'll bring tears to your eyes.

 

[Pie Jones]

The Porkchop Song......Guitar Shorty's version............it wouldn't be a holiday without the porkchop song.

 

[winejunky]

ILF........I think Bob is just a religious figure, tries a bit of this and a bit of that, kind of like runners. I heard a truly terrible song the other day on Howard Stern, but there is no way I could ever write it out on this forum....well ok, Jingle Bells as sung by the actor George Tokai(yes the Star Trek guy) nahh I still can't put it on virtual paper.....

 

[JJJessee]

Merry Christmas<br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBZ8v9L8444" target="_blank">Not Traditional in the South Anyways</a><br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sSaLkRjWyU" target="_blank">Theologically Very Christmas</a><br><br><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zm9RmfNZIA" target="_blank">Christmas, a Social Critique</a>

 

[sauconRunner]

<b>Father Christmas - The Kinks</b><br><br><br>
When I was small I believed in Santa Claus<br>
Though I knew it was my dad<br>
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas<br>
Open my presents and I'd be glad<br><br>
But the last time I played Father Christmas<br>
I stood outside a department store<br>
A gang of kids came over and mugged me<br>
And knocked my reindeer to the floor<br><br>
They said:<br>
Father Christmas, give us some money<br>
Don't mess around with those silly toys.<br>
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over<br>
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed<br>
Give all the toys to the little rich boys<br><br>
Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit<br>
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy<br>
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money<br>
We only want the real McCoy<br><br>
Father Christmas, give us some money<br>
We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed<br>
Father Christmas, give us some money<br>
Don't mess around with those silly toys<br><br>
But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one<br>
He's got lots of mouths to feed<br>
But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun<br>
So I can scare all the kids down the street<br><br>
Father Christmas, give us some money<br>
We got no time for your silly toys<br>
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over<br>
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed<br>
Give all the toys to the little rich boys<br><br>
Have yourself a merry merry Christmas<br>
Have yourself a good time<br>
But remember the kids who got nothin'<br>
While you're drinkin' down your wine<br><br>
Father Christmas, give us some money<br>
We got no time for your silly toys<br>
Father Christmas, please hand it over<br>
We'll beat you up, so don't make us annoyed<br><br>
Father Christmas, give us some money<br>
Don't mess around with those silly toys<br>
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over<br>
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed<br>
Give all the toys to the little rich boys<br><br><br><br><br><br>

 

[tagrunner]

I've always been partial to John Lennon. Even owned official lennon rim glasses at one time. So..<br><br>
So this is Christmas<br>
And what have you done<br>
Another year over<br>
And a new one just begun<br>
Ans so this is Christmas<br>
I hope you have fun<br>
The near and the dear one<br>
The old and the young<br><br>
A very merry Christmas<br>
And a happy New Year<br>
Let's hope it's a good one<br>
Without any fear<br>
And so this is Christmas<br>
For weak and for strong<br>
For rich and the poor ones<br>
The world is so wrong<br>
And so happy Christmas<br>
For black and for white<br>
For yellow and red ones<br>
Let's stop all the fight<br>
A very merry Christmas<br>
And a happy New Year<br>
Let's hope it's a good one<br>
Without any fear<br>
And so this is Christmas<br>
And what have we done<br>
Another year over<br>
And a new one just begun<br>
Ans so this is Christmas<br>
I hope you have fun<br>
The near and the dear one<br>
The old and the young<br>
A very merry Christmas<br>
And a happy New Year<br>
Let's hope it's a good one<br>
Without any fear<br>
War is over over<br>
If you want it<br>
War is over<br>
Now...