Dreadful masters' race photos

millbot · Oct 25, 2007

We can figure out the details of the contest later. Or just enjoy looking and snickering. 
Okay, I'll go first. <img alt="" src="http://i20.tinypic.com/30arn9l.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"> 
Please note
<ul><li>poor posture and wonky shoulders</li>
<li>compost™-like facial expression </li>
<li>the convincing "skort" look (baggy shorts over compression shorts <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">)</li>
</ul>
This is the worst of my admittedly small collection.

runinbehind · Oct 25, 2007

Okay, Millbot. I'm gonna do it. But, unlike you I do not have to explain why my pic is so bad. <img alt="" src="http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p148/mbelongia/024-1.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"> 
I don't think there are enough good pictures of me floating around in cyber space for you all to believe that I don't look this bad in real life. (At least, I don't think so <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">)

Tamster · Oct 25, 2007

The bad bad profoundly dreadful pic of me is the one that penrose photography took at my HM last weekend. Unfortunately, he has something in place at his site that prevents you from saving it to your computer. But I think you all already saw it and agree that it's pretty bad. 
and I don't believe you Mill - I think that IS a skirt!

hally · Oct 25, 2007

Before I read his post I said to myself, it looks like he's wearing a skort <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"> 
You look kind of in pain, or maybe it's just gas.

Tamster · Oct 25, 2007

or maybe he has his panties in a wad.

Tamster · Oct 25, 2007

i tried adding a pic - can't get it to work. 
can someone dumb it down for me? <img alt="" src="http://i24.tinypic.com/qy5rf5.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">

Tamster · Oct 25, 2007

Thanks Mill. see, that's why YOU are a mod - you have the Power! I think it's a good thing this pic is a little dark. If you could see my face better, it'd be even more atrocious. . . . 
is it just me or does it look like Mill and I have the same hopeless expression on our faces. We both are wearing skirts, both have poor running posture, . . .

Sans Souci · Oct 25, 2007

Not sure if I can post copyright pics, but go <a href="http://www.pbase.com/autie/image/82301891" target="_blank">here</a>. Niiiiice. 
Catching Flies PsychoCuteCuddlyBunnyandHamsterKiller. This was bringing it in, after I kanked my ankle. 
This thread slays me.

ksrunr · Oct 25, 2007

Good grief; all 3 of ya with skorts on!<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"> I got to tell ya millbot they look better on the tamster and runinbehind for sure. I think someone needs to check millbot's ID. He looks like he's 18 or so. 
ksrunr

rosecoloredglasses · Oct 25, 2007

Okey dokey! 
Here are the masters of my domain... hee hee hee! 
Our friend John looks GREAT! (I think he is so cute!) At lunch, there were 5 of us. 4 of us chatted while we ordered, John speaks in a very soft Southern accent, when he placed his order, the whole table got quiet, it was SO like "...when E.F. Hutton talks..." 
Anyway, if you check out one of Tom's photos... he looks like he is prairie doggin... 
I look like CARP in all of them except I like the one with the Pro and me. He is cute. 
Lisa is a comedian in her's. 
Please, check us out! <a href="http://www.capstonephotostore.com/search.php?eventnum=62" target="_blank">http://www.capstonephotostore.com/search.php?eventnum=62</a> 
John is #6 
Tom is #203 
Steve is #184 
Ralph is #89 
Lisa is #332 
Byron is #28 
and I am #88.

hally · Oct 25, 2007

Souc, I snorked when I saw that picture. sorry <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">

Sans Souci · Oct 25, 2007

Moderator, I'd like a ruling. 
I think Rosie's post needs to be removed from this thread as her photos are NOT dreadful. I mean, Pro is levitating, so happy he is to be beside the beautiful girl in the pink kerchief. (You look great in that colour!) 
Yeah, ks, millbot looks about 12. But the skort ages him terribly. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"> 
ETA: Glad you're taking delight in my dreadfulness, hally. I used to gripe about that photographer never getting my pic during a race. No more. (Oh, and of course it's the photographer's fault.)

millbot · Oct 25, 2007

Rosie, I have to agree with SS. No dreadfulness there. Please try again. 
I like your pic too, SS. <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">

rosecoloredglasses · Oct 25, 2007

Hey! Are you sure you all clicked on the right photos? My Gosh! I look like a cow! I look at those photos and remember... I actually was trying to look pleasant for the camera!!! 
(I was in pain for over half of the race, hence the lip-biting pics) 
I think it is fun to see us looking like we do at the races. The common trait I see in all y'all's is "intensity" Millbot, Runninbehind, Tammy, SS, you all have a look of determination and intensity that cannot be faked.

millbot · Oct 25, 2007

<img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Confused"> 
"Intensity" is what comes to mind when I look at your photos, Rosie. When I look at the other dreadful pics, I think "death warmed over (in a skort <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">)". 
Except that one of SS. That one is "tenacity". 
You must have something more dreadful, unless like choovie you are incapable of looking bad for the camera.

JJJessee · Oct 25, 2007

This one only scatches the surface. <img alt="" src="http://i21.tinypic.com/118ln2d.jpg" style="border:0px solid;"> "Okay, so I forgot my sportsbro"

Sans Souci · Oct 25, 2007

I tried to find the piece Vanity, Thy Name is Runner, but only came up with this one that happens to have the word "vanity" in it. I think it works. Dreams, by D.H. Lawrence 
All people dream, but not equally 
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind 
Wake in the morning to find that it was vanity. 
But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people 
For they dream their dreams with open eyes 
And make them come true. 
This thread still slays me. More! More!

Pink · Oct 25, 2007

OK - I'll play - Are you ready? I didn't really have many to pick from at home on my computer - why would I want to save them? So I just looked up my last 1/2 M that I know took pictures and there are plenty to pick from there. I was LOL with this one!!!! Here goes - I'm still LOL as I post it!!!!!!!! Do we get to redeem ourselves later? I thought not <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy"> And no, I am still not saving this one to my computer! <img alt="" src="http://www.capstonephotostore.com/uploaded/DH07/preview/DH07JS1497.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">

hally · Oct 25, 2007

I agree, no horrible Rosie pics there. I do think though, that in some of them the black band right across the bustline makes it look like one of those pictures where they are blocking nudity. I'd like to know which one you think is so horrid. 
Pink, that is a tad scary, smile woman!! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">

Labduck · Oct 25, 2007

Apparently, one should not drink and run at the same time. I look a wee bit tipsy. The bottle was given to me by the Pank Energy Fairy. I wonder what the heck was in it? <img alt="" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3/labduck/RVMHalfPic02.jpg" style="border:0px solid;">

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