<p>I want to be a frigging New York State teacher who already has 30 plus years in, so I can get free health insurance and a nice, fat pension for the rest of my life. In Buffalo, they even have plastic surgery riders on their Cadillac health coverage. Instead, I will be working until I drop but that is okay. I earned myself that right.</p>
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<p>What else do I want to be? Lazy. Seems to work for more people these days.</p>