Wedding rings... it has to be the only thing about my upcoming marriage that I am not fond of.<br><br>
First off, hers cost me a fourth small mortgage.<br><br>
Second, I think all wedding rings for guys look supremely ugly, even the plain ones. I've been trying to work the Ironmate over, but she keeps insisting, "I know those women out there. You will certainly wear a ring and you will like it." Well, I'm a stubborn lot... I know there are some things I can bend. I'll wear the damn ring... but I won't like it. I won't. It's ugly. It hurts. It gets in the way. All it does (since I don't like it) is feeds insecurities as a token to make one person feels better about their own insecurities. Phony if you ask me.