<p>I am so ready to de-fat</p>
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<p>It was not just the pain of running large</p>
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<p>It was the after pain of where the draw string of my shorts had bit into my love handles</p>
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<p>The only thing I have going for me is the fat man was not beaten by any women - I do not like to get chicked ....</p>