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<img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif"> He bought a bag of Natural Doritos (there is nothing natural about them) thinking they were regular tortilla chips. That bag of doritos has been sitting, unopened, in my cupboard for a week now. Must. not. open. doritos.<br><br>
He buys ice cream and soda, too, but that doesn't tempt me.<br><br>
When I go to work on Tuesday, I am leaving the cursed Doritos in the break room.
 

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Someone in the clubhouse, I can't remember who, said the funniest thing in a thread like this:<br><br><i>"Think of the backfat!"</i>
 

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Ha! I will refrain. I might go put them in the trunk, though.
 

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Send me the Doritos. I'll send you my icecream.<br><br>
Doritos don't tempt me.<br><br>
I've had 660 Calories of icecream today. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"> It was low fat (yeah, I know, that helps a lot. <img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif"> )
 

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I know what to do.....open them and put them outside overnight, they'll either be eaten by the local wildlife or be too stale to eat tomorrow and then you'll have to throw them out.
 
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