[catrinka]

i was ordering a part for my kitchen faucet... the handle broke off... and i totally expected to have to pay for the part. they did not ask for anything other than my address... no charge... lifetime warrantied!

 

[Gingerbread]

Woohoo! That is cool.

 

[Complete Pete]

I had the same thing happen with a gun once. I did have to eat the freight to and fro, but that's it.

 

[catrinka]

um, yikes... i dunno why but that rubs me wrong...<br><br>
guns rub me wrong...<br><br>
and i live in texas!<br><br>
it's not you. it's me!

 

[catrinka]

ok, i just had another cool thing happen!<br><br>
i'm 1 day late on paying my brand new cc with a promotional 0% for a year... first payment.. LATE! so i figured i blew the promotion... nope... they were fine with it... told me to pay anytime before next due date, no fees, promotion still good.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile"> i'm having a fabby day!

 

[joplus]

dayum, girl...you could probably shoot somebody in the forehead...and they'd survive!...and even turn out to be cured of that horrible lingering disease they had...so not only would they not press charges against you, but they'd give you money and stuff! and then there'd be a story in the paper and cnn would come down and soon there'd be a movie of the week about catrinka and the Very Fabby Incredibly Lucky Day!

 

[DogMom]

Get thee a lottery ticket! <img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Smile">

 

["Roberto"]

Cold ice cubes down the shirt.<br>
Cold beer down the ass crack.<br>
Snow down your neck/pants/socks.<br><br>
Possibilities are endless.<br><br><img alt="" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.kickrunners.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border:0px solid;" title="Very Happy">

 

[Complete Pete]

Nope sorry, saw that coming a mile away. Once I start pouring Two Fingers down my troat, and the strippers showed up, I figured it was inevitable.

 

[ElDuderino]

There's treatment for bulemia, my friend <a href="http://smiliesftw.com" target="_blank"><img alt="" src="http://smiliesftw.com/x/hugggy.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a>

 

[Tithers]

I once had the thread fall out of the lining on my Zoot Tri Shorts Chamois.<br><br>
I called Zoot and told them that Pearl lifetime warranties their shizzle like Eddie Bauer.<br><br>
I got a free pair of tri shorts. They are HAWT. Much better than the old pair.<br><br>
Saved $60 [email protected]!