[the kenyan]

<p><img alt="http://cdn3.sbnation.com/photo_images/606525/166444_Rangers_Red_Sox_Baseball.jpg" src="http://cdn3.sbnation.com/photo_images/606525/166444_Rangers_Red_Sox_Baseball.jpg" style=""></p>

 

[coachie]

<p>I got nuttin.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/BangHead.gif" style="width:25px;height:20px;" title=""></p>

 

[Xavier Dan Q]

<p>Sex tapes you don't want to see</p>

 

[the kenyan]

<p>"i hereby transfer my powers to you Darnell, now go kick ass in your first game!"</p>
<p> </p>
<p>(4 months later)</p>
<p> </p>
<p>"hey uhhhh, could I get those back?"</p>

 

[RandMart]

<p>"... and <em>THIS</em> is why it's called a 'reach around' Got it?"</p>