[Brutal]

<p>We had some chocolate pudding last night so we had to have some Cool Whip. This morning I found out...no more pudding. We do have some Cool Whip left however so I reach in the frig open the container take my finger.....then hear...</p>
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<p>Judy...what are you doing? Did you just stick your finger in the Cool Whip</p>
<p>Larry...what? Hell no.......<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;" title=""></p>
<p>Judy...ever hear the word....spoon?</p>
<p>Larry...you're so cute<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;" title=""></p>
<p>Judy...stuff it! I'm going to mom's be back in a couple hours.</p>
<p>Larry...ok baby<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;" title=""></p>
<p>Judy...if you get another Cool Whip rush........spoons are right over there..ok?</p>
<p>Larry....you're so cute<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif" style="width:16px;height:16px;" title=""></p>
<p>Judy...<img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif" style="width:15px;height:15px;" title=""></p>

 

[airehead]

<p>Rookie mistake: not finishing the entire container.</p>
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<p><img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif" title=""></p>

 

[GaReb770]

<p>I can't have cool whip in the house because I will sit down with the tub and have the whole thing gone by the end of the day.  Sometimes my stomach pays for it, sometimes not.  But oh it tastes so good.</p>

 

[fox-runr]

Need to by the canned stuff...straight into the mouth...I buy 2 at a time,because as my family unpacks the groceries we can polish a can off

 

[hally]

<p>Heavy cream, confectioners sugar, beaters on high till it makes stiff peaks. <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/notworthy.gif" title=""></p>
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<p>Cool Whip</p>
<p>water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil, sodium caseinate, vanilla extract, xanthan and guargums, polysorbate 60 and betacarotene <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad5.gif" title=""></p>
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[airehead]

<p>I do love me some sodium caseinate.  mmmhmmm.</p>
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<p>The worse it is for you, the better it tastes.  </p>
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<p>I love the homemade stuff, but sometimes the store bought is</p>
<p>just.so.darn.awesome.  <br>
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<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>hally</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/71005/busted#post_1960695"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Heavy cream, confectioners sugar, beaters on high till it makes stiff peaks. <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/notworthy.gif" title=""></p>
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<p>Cool Whip</p>
<p>water, corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated coconut and palm kernel oil, sodium caseinate, vanilla extract, xanthan and guargums, polysorbate 60 and betacarotene <img alt="" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad5.gif" title=""></p>
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[muzicgrl]

<p>What I eat has the following ingredients:</p>
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<table border="1" cellpadding="7" cellspacing="0" dir="ltr" width="340"><tbody><tr><td style="height:6px;" valign="top">
<p><span style="font-size:small;">Cream, Milk, Sugar, Dextrose, Sorbitan Monostearate,</span></p>
</td>
</tr><tr><td style="height:6px;" valign="top">
<p><span style="font-size:small;">Artificial Flavor, Carrageenan, Mixed Tocopherols (Vit. E)</span></p>
</td>
</tr><tr><td style="height:6px;" valign="top">
<p><span style="font-size:small;">To Protect Flavor, Propellent: Nitrous Oxide</span><span style="display:none;"> </span></p>
</td>
</tr></tbody></table><p> </p>
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<p>Nothing horrible there.</p>

 

[gumbee]

<p>^^ Gotta love that nitrous!</p>

 

[muzicgrl]

<p>Well it isnt like I am actually eating the nitrous oxide. <img alt="wink.gif" class="bbcode_smiley" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies//wink.gif"></p>

 

[GaReb770]

<p>I can't tell you how much this thread is making me seriously pick up a tub of cool whip at Kroger tomorrow at lunchtime. </p>