[Buxtehude]

<p>...</p>

 

[Floridaboiler]

<p>None so far today, but there are still a couple of hours left.</p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<p>Hi Boiler. Thanks for posting in my Brain Fart thread.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I deleted my embarrassing fart and replaced it with three dots.</p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<p>I saw the movie, The Eagle.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>The first half was good.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>But then came the blue-men. And it just got goofy. Jamie Bell is easy on the eyes. I'd like to have him, please.</p>

 

[runfishhunt]

<p>Hi Bux!</p>
<p>I can't even generate a brain fart today.</p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<p><br>
How's about a regular, real fart?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><there, I generated one!></p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>runfishhunt</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72584/brain-farts-post-yours-here#post_1983288"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Hi Bux!</p>
<p>I can't even generate a brain fart today.</p>
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[Buxtehude]

<p>Anyone remember that old movie, <em>Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p>It was about a magical old car. I think...</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Anyway, did you also call it <em>Shitty Shitty Bang Bang?</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p>--------</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Also, remember that other old movie called <em>Tora Tora Tora?</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p>It was about a WWII battle. I think...</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Anyway, did you also call it <em>Tora Tora Tora is a Bore-a Bore-a Bore-a?</em></p>

 

[ssstencil]

<p>Hey Buxy!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>my brain fart for today.....I put on a loaf of fresh bread in the bread machine.....and eggs to boil for tunafish.....I hear popping and I thought to myself....that bread machine is making a weird noise...so I walk into the kitchen to discover all the water boiled out of my eggs and they were exploding everywhere!</p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>ssstencil</strong> 
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<p>..and eggs to boil for tunafish...<br><br>
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<p> You put eggs in your tunafish salad?</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>Say what?</em></p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<p>Oh crap, it's Valentines day!</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I feel like making giant, kitschy, paperlacy, red construction paper thingies for assorted people.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I loved the day when I was a kid in school. Loved it.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>The trading of cards, sharing of red candy.</p>

 

[runfishhunt]

<p>I can ALWAYS generate a regular fart.....  pffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt</p>

 

[Xavier Dan Q]

<p>I was listening to the Bruno Mars song <em>Grenade</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>I'd catch a grenade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>Throw my hand on a blade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>I'd jump in front of a train for ya</em></p>
<p><em>You know I'd do anything for ya</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p>While it's a catchy song, I'm just not sure I am that commited to love.  I wrote some alternate lyrics that closer reflect my level of commitment.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>I'd sit in the shade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>I'd drink lemonade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>I'd watch a parade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>You know I'd do anything for ya</em></p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<p><br>
Yeah, why be so dramatic about love?<br>
 </p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Xavier Dan Q</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72584/brain-farts-post-yours-here#post_1983625"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I was listening to the Bruno Mars song <em>Grenade</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>I'd catch a grenade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>Throw my hand on a blade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>I'd jump in front of a train for ya</em></p>
<p><em>You know I'd do anything for ya</em></p>
<p> </p>
<p>While it's a catchy song, I'm just not sure I am that commited to love.  I wrote some alternate lyrics that closer reflect my level of commitment.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><em>I'd sit in the shade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>I'd drink lemonade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>I'd watch a parade for ya</em></p>
<p><em>You know I'd do anything for ya</em></p>
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[kerfwango]

<p>Dear Land's End,</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Is it really necessary for you to send me an e-mail</p>
<p> </p>
<p><span style="font-size:72px;">EVERY.</span></p>
<p> </p>
<p><span style="font-size:72px;">SINGLE.</span></p>
<p> </p>
<p><span style="font-size:72px;">DAY?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:12px;">Yours,</span></p>
<p> </p>
<p><span style="font-size:12px;">kerf</span></p>

 

[kerfwango]

<p>I think my 60-something Nepalese co-worker is running a Nepalese organized crime syndicate out of his cubicle.</p>

 

[kerfwango]

<p>For Sale: 2 kids. 1 boy, 8, 1 girl, 5. Pros: Cute, bright, potty-trained. Cons: Wouldn't voluntarily leave the house if it was on fire. Make an offer.</p>

 

[Buxtehude]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>kerfwango</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72584/brain-farts-post-yours-here#post_1983920"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>I think my 60-something Nepalese co-worker is running a Nepalese organized crime syndicate out of his cubicle.</p>
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<p><br><br>
Awesome. This is comedic gold, right here.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>But I'm too tired to mine it.</p>

 

[kerfwango]

<p>Damnit, Beavis.</p>

 

[runfishhunt]

<p>Kerf's brain is farting up a storm!</p>

 

[kerfwango]

<p>I got beans on the brain.</p>