Bossisms

Funny/odd things my boss says regularly - some he authored, others not.<br><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">1.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Skin is to keep the blood and guts on the inside.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">2.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">2 door cars should only have 2 seats.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">3.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Contacts mess with your blink reflex; I want to be able to avoid a stick in the eye.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">4.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">5.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Keeps coming back like a bad nickel.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">6.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Big cities have too many humans.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">7.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Bye-Bye, buy bonds…though from the WWII era…this is a frequent Daveism.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">8.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Trying to put 7 lbs of sugar in a 5 lb. box.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">9.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Tossing quarters around like man hole covers.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">10.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">If we were meant to use the metric system Christ would have had 10 apostles.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">11.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">It’s America you can get anything you want.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">12.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Ignorance you can fix, stupid is forever.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">13.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">There are only two occasions I drink, when I’m alone or when I’m with someone.</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">14.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">Erruhmmah</span></span><br><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">15.</span> <span style="font-family:'Eras Light ITC';">I was born with all the holes I need, and I don’t plan to add anymore.</span></span>