[lelly]

I just can't help myself sometimes. I have to be a bitch. And a parody-er. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Ileneforward]

Try some lotion. Eventually you will be quite serene. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Gish]

Prednesone turns wimmin into hellcats.

 

[lelly]

I said bitchy, not itchy! <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[muzicgrl]

Why must you parody my ailments. <img alt="sad.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/sad.gif"><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Ileneforward]

I know. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> Some alone time...some silky lotion.........

 

[lelly]

I don't have a penis. <img alt="confused.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/confused.gif">

 

[Gish]

How bout a triple threat?<br><br><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Ileneforward]

<img alt="roll_eyes.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/roll_eyes.gif">

 

[lelly]

What, Miss Eyerolly? What? I must be missing something obvious here.

 

[Ileneforward]

You can still asterbatemay without a penis!

 

[Gingerbread]

WHAT?

 

[Ileneforward]

<i>psst, its pig latin.</i> <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Dylan McKay]

<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[lelly]

But why would I need otionlay? <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[lelly]

<img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[Ileneforward]

Why do hate foreplay?<br><br>
Start at your toes. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif">

 

[lelly]

You are a hard core asterbatermay if you start with oreplayfay!

 

[Gingerbread]

I know. I was questioning the statement. Being innocent and all, I had no idea!

 

[Horrible Peanut]

<img alt="shock.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/shock.gif"> I was afraid this thread would have my ex-gf in it!