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My BF and GF have three cats and a rabbit. Lately, the rabbit has taken to urinating on the carpet rather than in her box so, barring anything physical they were at a loss. Just for fun, they consulted a pet psychic that had offered them some insight about their cats previously.<br><br>
I have never been to a psychic, pet or otherwise so I was keeping an open mind as to what thoughts this lady would have.<br><br>
Apparently, Blackberry is feeling left out and would like to have a little space nearer to the family tv-watching place that's big enough to invite a cat in, but still feels like a little cave for her.<br><br>
MY GF's laugh is too jarring for her ears and she needs to tone it down. (THIS one I whole heartedly agree on.)<br><br>
Regarding the cats, she loves them. Even the one that's not very relaxed. In her defense, Figgy IS paranoid.<br><br>
She finds my son to be a mystery. He's very tender and even though he reaches for her, she knows it's out of love and care and play. However, he is impossibly thin to her eyes and she isn't sure how he stays alive.<br><br>
She had the most to say about me, interestingly enough. The bunny says that I'm very dynamic and when I walk down the hall my energy extends far enough around me to bounce off the walls as I go. She finds that I project so much of my own energy it's unnerving so, please try to be more subdued. Also, she could get to know me better if I laid on the floor more often and covered up with a blanket to hold some of my energy in.<br><br>
"It's tough being a dynamic person." said the psychic, knowingly.<br><br>
So, having done all those things and laid on the floor for a while with a blanket over me, the bunny came to check me out a few times.<br><br>
It may be nothing, it may be something but at the very least it was interesting.
 

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fascinating <img alt="huh.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/huh.gif">
 

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I am torn between keeping an open mind and judging this psychic as a total whack job.<br><br><br><br>
I'm leaning towards whack job.... but it could just be my libido...
 

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Bunnies are too cool. The psychic visit results are interesting, although I'm not a psychic believer.
 

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The psychic and bunny are both correct on this one. Your energy certainly shines through plain as day over the internets. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"> Although it should be noted that it does not take a psychic to make this observation.<br><br>
Did you use one of those shiny mylar blankets? I'm pretty sure that in order for the blanket to block psychic engergy, it has to be metallic. <img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif"><br><br><br>
Overall, sounds like a pretty interesting experience.
 

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From this I gather that the people who wear aluminum hats to protect themselves from psychic aliens / government probes are wrong on at least three levels. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br><br><i>and just in case I'm not clear, I think people who wear aluminum hats to protect themselves from aliens are silly. I do not think you are silly. And it should in no way be construed that I think that snuggling with a bunny with a nice soft blanket is the same as wearing an aluminum cap to ward off aliens - no matter who came up with the warm snuggly blanket recomendation.</i>
 

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Which is complete misinformation because everyone knows that it's tungsten and only tungsten that will keep your thoughts from escaping from your brain and being used against you by the government and/or alien lifeforms. Which you know and I know are one in the same anyway.<br><br><img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif">
 

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wait, where does one buy tungsten in lovely extruded sheets (like aluminum foil)?
 

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Oh, I forgot to say that I totally love your thread title! <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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Thank you. I was going for intriguing.<br><br>
I think we may be able to get these guys to make us helmets:<br><br><a href="http://www.hcstarck.com/index.php?page_id=290&prod_service_id=247&anw_id=&operate=&suchfeld=&suchstart=1011&prodselect_2=247%7C" target="_blank">http://www.hcstarck.com/index.php?pa...elect_2=247%7C</a>
 
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