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I accidentally farted while leaving my office. My officemate was in there. It was loud. I don't know how it smelled. Should I....<br>
- go back in and ignore it?<br>
- go back in and apologize?<br>
- avoid the office until the air has cleared?<br>
- avoid the office until he exits the office?<br><br>
Help <img alt="surprised.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/surprised.gif">ops:
 

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Don't worry about it. Our G-nana does it all of the time and it doesn't stop her. However the kids laugh like crazy. LMAO
 

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nice work on the fleave.<br><br>
stay away until the air clears
 

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The name of the thread just made me totally crack up!!!<br><br>
I have NO idea what you should do though...maybe send an e-mail explaining you had beans for dinner or something! <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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<img alt="uhoh2.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/uhoh2.gif"><br><br>
I haven't checked yet.
 

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I'm in the lab. On a customer's system, remote desktop'd into my PC.<br><br><br>
...and that should be "if you're not in you office with a view of the pond", missy!
 

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My head was going to explode if you had a laptop in addition to your view of the pond.<br><br>
Personally, I have a big ole tree blocking my view of the parking lot. <img alt="smile.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/smile.gif">
 

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It's a bit misnamed, though. There's an implication that both the fart and subsequential exodus were both of an accidental nature. Clearly the former was not intentional. However the latter was absolutely calculated.
 

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Haha... the latter was coincidental. Maybe even causal. But not calculated. <img alt="wink.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/wink.gif">
 

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Don't worry, I think the loud ones don't smell very much. <img alt="biggrin.gif" src="http://files.kickrunners.com/smilies/biggrin.gif"><br><br>
Just ignore ..... and smile a lot!
 

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How you react to your offal offense should be correlated to the strength of said fart.<br><br>
I created a fart half life chart that I can email you. Just match up the food to the decibel level to find the half life. Interestingly, brocolli and roast beef are high on the odor list whilst still producing notable audio levels.
 
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