Bystander: d00d, that was so cool! HIGH FIVE! RIGHT HERE! HIGH FIVE!<br><br>
Bystander: Don't move, I can swat it without it stinging you!<br>
Cyclist: Stop trying to hit me you psycho! Help! Security!<br><br>
Get back up on your bike or I will pull your pants down in front of God and everyone and put my hand across your behind!