[Kate60]

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Riders learned quickly to be nice to the volunteers.

 

[jkaiser20]

Once again, 10m is the new drafting rule

 

[LookiLoo]

Get the xxxx up and get your xxx back on the road, princess!!!

 

[LeftRightRepeat]

I saw it!! It came burnin' cross the sky like a shot!! Knocked ya' right upside the head!

 

[pcsronbo]

Stop Pissing In My Yard!

 

[pcsronbo]

You have to work on that right quadrant pull or you'll never survive the swim long enough to bike.

 

[Dougie Fresh]

Bystander: d00d, that was so cool! HIGH FIVE! RIGHT HERE! HIGH FIVE!<br><br>
Bystander: Don't move, I can swat it without it stinging you!<br>
Cyclist: Stop trying to hit me you psycho! Help! Security!<br><br>
Get back up on your bike or I will pull your pants down in front of God and everyone and put my hand across your behind!

 

[maggie d]

Bystander: "I will spank that azz if you don't get right back up!!!"

 

[mmoonptdeux]

Little Mikey?! It's your Auntie Maggie! I remember you when you were THIS tall and try to raid my cookie jar! Oh, you still got the cutest widdle cheeks even now...

 

[ForceD]

It is NOT may fault you crashed. I'm telling you I used deodorant. Here, smell again.

 

[Stu373]

You wanna a fresh one??

 

[Brew_Dad]

Cyclist: Aren't you going to help me take this thing off?!<br><br>
Volunteer: Um...We only do that with wetsuits.