[Brutal]

<p>.......in no particular order.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>bet on any team playing on the road two/three consecutive weeks</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>kick to Devin Hester</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>drink on an empty stomach</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>expect those you loan money to to remember</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>never think those you borrowed money from will forget</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>never tell a woman her hair is anything but....WOW!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>kick to Leon Washington</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>use your first pick in the draft for a running back</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>expect kids to understand those old primitive blues</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>play know it all on the internet</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>

 

[Grizzly]

<p>Tug on Superman's cape</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Spit into the wind</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Pull the mask off of Old Lone Ranger</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Mess around with Jim.</p>

 

[fox-runr]

<p><br>
fixed<br>
 </p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Brutal</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1978904"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>'.......in no particular order.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>bet on any team playing on the road two/three consecutive weeks  <span style="font-size:16px;">UNLESS IT'S THE PACKERS</span></p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>kick to Devin Hester</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>drink on an empty stomach</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>expect those you loan money to to remember</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>never think those you borrowed money from will forget</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>never tell a woman her hair is anything but....WOW!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>kick to Leon Washington</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>use your first pick in the draft for a running back</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>expect kids to understand those old primitive blues</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>play know it all on the internet</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br>

 

[ToddEP]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>fox-runr</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1978937"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p><br>
fixed<br>
 </p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Brutal</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1978904"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>'.......in no particular order.</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>bet on any team playing on the road two/three consecutive weeks  <span style="font-size:20px;"><strong>UNLESS IT'S THE PACKERS</strong></span></p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>kick to Devin Hester</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>drink on an empty stomach</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>expect those you loan money to to remember</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>never think those you borrowed money from will forget</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>never tell a woman her hair is anything but....WOW!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>kick to Leon Washington</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>use your first pick in the draft for a running back</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>expect kids to understand those old primitive blues</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>play know it all on the internet</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
</div>
</div>
<br>
 </div>
</div>
<p><br>
Nice.</p>

 

[airehead]

<p>1. say never.</p>
<p>2.  show all my cards</p>
<p>3. trust anyone completely</p>
<p>4. quite believe in mulligans</p>
<p>5. ignore nature--especially birds, animals, and sunrises/sunsets</p>
<p>6 abide selfishness</p>
<p>7. abide rudeness</p>
<p>8. ignore an opportunity to try to help others</p>
<p>9. finish lists.</p>

 

[kerfwango]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1978912"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Mess around with Jim.</p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br><p> Ahem....<em>Slim</em>.</p>

 

[Grizzly]

<p><br><br>
 </p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>kerfwango</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1979112"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1978912"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-right:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-bottom:0px solid;"></a>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Mess around with Jim.</p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br><p> Ahem....<em>Slim</em>.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p><br>
Ahem...<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Don%27t_Mess_Around_With_Jim" target="_blank"><em>Jim.</em></a></strong><br></p>

 

[gretriever]

<p>Doesn't he sing 'Slim' most of the song, except the very last time, where he says 'Jim'?</p>

 

[Lincoln]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1979135"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p><br><br>
 </p>
<p><br>
Ahem...<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Don%27t_Mess_Around_With_Jim" target="_blank"><em>Jim.</em></a></strong></p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br><p>Who you gonna believe?  Wikipedia or Kerf?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>And at the end of the day, I'm not messing around with Slim.  As I recall, Slim kicked the ever loving snot outta Jim.  </p>
<p> </p>
<p>Matter of fact, I might go mess with Jim just b/c he's recently been beaten down.</p>

 

[coachie]

<p><br><br>
Ha!  I was gonna post the same thing!</p>
<div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Grizzly</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1978912"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>Tug on Superman's cape</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Spit into the wind</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Pull the mask off of Old Lone Ranger</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Mess around with Jim.</p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br>

 

[Rainey]

<p>Buy gold and dig a bunker in the desert</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Cheat on my wife</p>
<p> </p>
<p>More than 8 laws I never break, rob a bank etc etc,</p>

 

[kerfwango]

<p>Well a hush fell over the pool room<br>
When Jim he come boppin' off the street<br>
And when the cuttin' was done<br>
The only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of the big man's feet<br>
And he was cut in 'bout a hundred places<br>
And he was shot in a couple more<br>
And you better believe they sung a different kind of story<br>
When big Jim hit the floor<br>
 </p>

 

[kerfwango]

<p>11) Underwrite credit default swaps on subprime mortgage bonds.</p>

 

[Lincoln]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>kerfwango</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1979230"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>11) Underwrite credit default swaps on subprime mortgage bonds.</p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br><p>Scaredy-cat.  Be a man!</p>

 

[kerfwango]

<br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>Lincoln</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1979233"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><br><br><div class="quote-container"><span>Quote:</span>
<div class="quote-block">Originally Posted by <strong>kerfwango</strong> <a href="/forum/thread/72296/10-things-you-never-do#post_1979230"><img alt="View Post" class="inlineimg" src="/img/forum/go_quote.gif" style="border-bottom:0px solid;border-left:0px solid;border-top:0px solid;border-right:0px solid;"></a><br><br><p>11) Underwrite credit default swaps on subprime mortgage bonds.</p>
</div>
</div>
<br><br><p>Scaredy-cat.  Be a man!</p>
</div>
</div>
<p><br><br>
Buy my house and I'll think about it.</p>

 

[Horrible Peanut]

<p>...Get in a land war in Asia.</p>
<p>....Get in a fight in a fight with a Sicilian when death is on the line. AHAHAHA- *falls down dead*</p>