Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Southern Indiana
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A church is putting on a Christmas pageant. 3 guys come up to the preacher and tell them they want to be in the pageant, but they all share one truck. Preacher says "That's fine. You can be the three wise men."
The 3 wise men miss the first rehearsal because their truck has broken down. The preacher says, "That's no problem. Just read your Bible. The whole story is in there."
The night of the pageant, the three wise men show up in fireman gear...boots, helmets, coats, the works. The preacher says, "What are you doing? I told you to read the Bible for the story!"
One of the guys says "We did, preacher. It said 'three men came from afar'!"