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#1 of 13 Old 04-08-2008, 06:38 PM - Thead Starter
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Try to follow me on this one. One co-worker and a cow-orker are standing at my desk.

Co-worker notices that I have a 1% milk and asks how I like it. I tell her that I like it okay, but that I would have preferred Skim.

Cow-orker says he agrees, and that 1% is not that much less than 2% anyway.

Co-worker says, "Well, it's half as much as 2%".

Cow-orker says, "No it isn't, it's just 1% less."

Co-worker says "1% is HALF of 2%"

Cow-orker says "No it isn't."

Co-worker says "If you have two dollars and give me half, what do you have left?"

Cow-orker says "1 dollar, but we're talking percents here, that's different."



I think that's my new slogan for the day: "We're talking percents here, that's different."

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What does a cow-orker do at the railway?
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Boy texts me with hospital stories like this all the time:

Indigent guy walks up to the ER triage desk: "I'm here to see Joe XXX...I'm his best friend and sole heir."

One guy to the nurse "Yes, I can sign for her. I have power of maternity."

Patient: I'm leaving.
Boy: If you leave, and you don't get dialysis, you'll be dead in two weeks.
Patient: "I don't care, the food here sucks. I'm out of here."
Boy: Okay, sign here.
Patient: What can I do at home for myself?
Boy: Plan your funeral buffet?
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I have to stop making the "average person like me" reference. Even I ain't this dumb.
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i am seriously confused....
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Grizz, I logged on explicitly to find a post by you. (And by the likes of you!) I am not disappointed! So... where's Torque?
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"Post quick reply"? Hm, I wonder what I just did...
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Torquemada is around. He replied to my thread about you.

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