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#1 of 11 Old 03-03-2008, 08:52 PM - Thead Starter
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My mom and I have a running joke about my uterus falling out because of running/gallowalking. So this past mothers day all of us ladies were sitting down to lunch at our favorite little place. It was mom, granny, my mom's crazy sisters, my cousins and I sitting at the table and I was saying how after lunch I was going to run around the lake and my mom told me that my uterus was going to fall out. I laughed and said of course it wasn't and my witchy auntie said hers fell out just walking down the stairs of her house.

Well it turns out her uterus detatched from where ever it was attached to and it infact did fall partially out and had to be stiched back in.

I just told my aunt that I would make sure I duct taped my hoo ha shut before my run.
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Oh.my.

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Just be careful taking the tape off when you're done. That could hurt....biggrin.gif
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shock.gif I.didn't.know.that.could.happen. I'll have to keep an eye out for fallen uteri when I'm running. uhoh2.gif

Tell me if the tape works. I don't want to have to run my 20 miler next weekend holding my crotch the whole way...

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I imagine you'd have to rip if off a la a bandaid otherwise that's monster pain.
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it can happen... even to the younger ones. be careful, ladies...

i filled my woo with epoxy, just in case.
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Excuse me while I barf.
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Holy bologna roll-up! (aka complete)
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